It is a real honour for us to be here isn't it Mel... Aw yes absolutely mate, a real honour like. It's a rare thing for me to be in the presence of such sophisticated folks such as these... Mel, modest as ever... I should really lay the scene for our listeners at home, wherever they may be. We are in the People's Congress Of Fat Hams Arena on Hamhai's colonial era seafront, in what is an absolutely gigantic ham shaped structure. I have never seen anything like it - perhaps St Peter's in Rome in terms of scale. For all of Hammunism's flaws it did produce some spectaculary hammy architecture, wouldn't you say Mel... oh yes, it sure did, I can think of some excellent examples of it back home in Sydney, even if hammunism didn't reach us, to be sure. Sorry to interrupt you there Mel, but the first of these evening's delegates has arrived - it's Madame de la Rump, looking spectacular in a shimmer effect three-quarter length evening glove with matching satin roulade - stunning. Aww, yeah mate that's great. She looks great. Yes she does Mel, yes she does. Now inside sources tell me that her outfit was designed by none other than Veronica Pancetta herself, who, although still too unwell to attend this evening's... Mate, mate, is that FAT HAMS, oh my God it is him!!! He's with Hamilton Peck, I can't contain my excitement any longer. They are striding out confidently into the centre of the room, they both look incredible.... OH MY GOODNESS, it can't be that's SLEEPY EGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SLEEEEEEEPY EEEEEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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