Ham Wardrobe

One's ham should be displayed. Ham is there to be shown, to be worn over one's normally modest frame as one would wear a fur coat. Ham is a sign of distinction. Having discussed the matter with American Vogue's culinary coutourier Veronica Pancetta, it would seem that a code for dressing ham is emerging - a new fashion. Trousers should be tight, especially around the thigh. Avoid skinny jeans, as ham abjures all things excessively youthful in appearance - corduroy is perfect. Also T-shirts are undoubtedly an excellent vehicle for ham - as Veronica explains 'the T-shirt, once the symbol of youthful, macho American culture, of the post WWII baby boomers, has become acceptable attire for ham - it's a transition that fills me with awe and pride; what a beautiful society we live in. Just make sure you don't wear your T-Shirt in the oven!!!'

Other ham attire will be posted in subsequent blogs...