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Sunday, 28 January 2007

International Ham Symposium - Basel, 29 January 2007

Fat Ham for the future - the new ham century

Speakers:

Mme. De La Rump

Mr Sausage A. Roll

and

Special Guest Speaker

Sleepy Egg

Morning Session


Mme. De La Rump will chair the first session on green ham
and reducing your organisation's ham footprint.

Lunch Break


Celebrity Chef Honky Trotters will be serving a selection of
futuristic canapes, followed by ham and eggs.

Afternoon Session


Mr. Sausage A. Roll will be talking about his experiences working
as an embedded journalist, in theatre with the 3rd Pastry Batallion,
during the early months of the war on ham.

Evening Session (Open session/Q&A)


By popular demand, after a short summary of some of the main themes covered during the symposium, Sleepy Egg will answer all your questions on the new eggy philosophy and read extracts from her new book, the impossibly brilliant - "Sleep, Eggs and my understanding of Ham"

To book your tickets please call 0800 328 426 and quote ref: FATTER HAMS.

Remember, only limited places are available... so call now to avoid disappointment.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Am I too late? I tried the number and no luck... on the third try I realised I had missed the gravy boat, what is this ham to do? I'm getting funny looks in the office after sobbing FATTER HAMS to the phone tone of this dead zone.

F. Hams said...

Apply by email.
Yours,
FH

Ham Defined (according to Wikipedia)

HAM is a cut of meat on an edible mammal's rear, usually from a pig.

Ham may also refer to: